One day, a 5 year old boy walked into his mom's room.
Boy: Mom, what are you doing?
Mom: Well son, I'm getting ready for the flood.
Boy: Whats the flood?
Mom: It's when I need to sit on a "boat" because I don't want the back of my pants to be wet.
Boy: Well, Mom, can I have a "boat", I don't want the back of my pants to get wet.
Mom: Son, the flood only attacks the girls, it doesn't attack boys sweetheart.
Later that day the Boy and the Mom were at a buffet.
Boy: Mom, I thought the flood only attacked girls?
Mom: It does, it never attacks boys.
Boy: Then mom, how come that fat guy got attacked by the flood? (Points at a fat guy's wet butt as he ran to the bathroom)
Get it? Teehee!
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