Pick-up Lines

1. I may not know how the universe will end, but I sure do know how it began... U N I

2. Are you a good driver... because I heard you gave good rides.

3. Are you camera... because you make me smile every time I see you.

4. You must be good with games... because you just Won my heart.

5. I have a number and a letter to describe you... 6C!

6. Whoah! Did you feel that earthquake... because you just shook my world.

7. Do you have T-Mobile... because T-Mobile says we should "Stick Together".

8. I'll be your oyster, and you can be my pearl.

9. Are you sure you didn't study... because you passed my Standards Test.

10. My eyes are like my d*ck, they get bigger when they see you!

11. Are you a pioneer... because you're the first to step into my heart.

12. Baby, I'm going to tell you one time, I may not be Justin Beiber... but I can still make "one less lonely girl".

13. Were you driving under the influence... because you just crashed into my heart.

14. You must work at KFC... because you're looking es-oh-g-double o-dee Good.

15. Did you put caterpillars in my food... because I feel butterflies in my stomach.


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